"Some people wear superman pajamas but superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!"
"Chuck Norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage"
"Chuck Norris's hard nipples on a cold day are the best way to cut through diamond"
"Chuck Norris's dog picks up his own shit because he doesn't take shit from ANYBODY!"
"Chuck Norris doesn't THROW UP from a long night of partying, he THROWS DOWN!"
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